Storm's Weekly Forecast for December 23, 2024 – December 29, 2024

This week’s VIP is the planetoid Chiron. When Chiron turns direct in Aries, life’s unfairness gets a spotlight.  You’ve had your retrograde pity party—now it’s time to suit up! Aries says, “Yes, life’s unfair, but whining won’t fix it. Own your pain, learn from it, and march forward like the warrior you are.” Boom!

Monday, December 23, 2024

The Moon in Libra trine Jupiter in Gemini: We start the week with the Moon continuing its trip through fair and balanced Libra, and it forms a lucky trine to Jupiter in Gemini. When the Moon trines Jupiter, it's like the stars hand you a VIP pass to the feel-good lounge of life. Your emotional tank is full, optimism is on overdrive, and people seem a little kinder (for once). You’re feeling generous, they’re feeling generous, and everyone’s tossing out good vibes like confetti. It's prime time to set intentions or take emotional risks, because Jupiter is basically your personal cheerleader, shouting, “Go for it!” from the celestial sidelines.

Recommended:  Everything and then Some (Wicked Witch Mojo)

Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Jupiter in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces: On Tuesday, Jupiter will form a tense square to Saturn in Pisces. Think of it as the classic tug-of-war between your inner optimist and the stern taskmaster of reality. Jupiter says, "Let’s go big!" while Saturn crosses its arms and says, "Not so fast, dreamer." Expect delays, frustrations, and a reality check that forces you to balance risk with responsibility. It’s like wanting to launch a rocket, but Saturn makes sure you’ve got the right fuel first—because nobody wants a mid-air explosion!

Recommended: Lucky Star (Jupiter – Astro Magic)

Wednesday, December 25. 2024

The Moon in Scorpio: When the Moon moves into Scorpio, it’s time to channel your inner detective and dig up all those emotions you’ve been hiding under the rug. Scorpio's not here for small talk, this is shadow work central! Let go of the toxic stuff, deepen your relationships, and maybe even get your finances in check. It’s like Marie Kondo for your soul—if it doesn’t spark joy, burn it! Grab your journal, dive deep, and don’t forget to set some boundaries.

Recommended: Do You!  (The Moon – Astro Magic)

Thursday, December 26, 2024  

Mercury in Sagittarius opposes Jupiter in Gemini: Picture this: Mercury in Sagittarius and Jupiter in Gemini are locked in a cosmic tug-of-war. Mercury’s all about the big picture, preaching its grand ideas, while Jupiter is bouncing around like it’s had one too many espressos, juggling bits of info like a multitasking maniac. The result? Big ideas meet scatterbrained chaos. Keep it real: focus on both the vision and the details. Otherwise, you'll be over-promising and under-delivering faster than you can say “philosophical debate”."  

Recommended: Road Opener (Aunt Jacki’s Hoodoo)

Friday, December 27, 2024

Mercury in Sagittarius square Saturn in Pisces: When Mercury in Sagittarius squares Saturn in Pisces, it’s like your big ideas hit a wall of doubt and confusion, thanks, Saturn! You’re ready to share your grand vision, but Saturn is that one friend who says, “Yeah, but have you thought this through?” Suddenly, your plans seem flimsy, and vague insecurities bubble up. It’s a cosmic reality check! The lesson? Slow down, get practical, and refine those ideas before they crash and burn.

Recommended:  Tornado Alley (Wicked Witch Mojo)

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Venus in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus: Venus in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus is like dating a mad scientist while trying to bake a cake—chaos meets comfort! You want freedom and excitement, but stability calls too. Expect sudden changes in love or money, with one foot itching to run wild and the other stuck in a rut. Relationships may feel like they're riding a rollercoaster, but flexibility is the magic trick here. Just hold on tight and enjoy the ride!

Recommended: Needed Change/Banishing (Blessed Herbal)

Sunday, December 29, 2024

Chiron Direct in Aries: Chiron turning direct in Aries is like ripping off a Band-Aid—fast and painful, but necessary! It’s time to face your insecurities head-on, folks. This transit teaches us that true courage isn’t about flexing your muscles, but about embracing your vulnerabilities. Take action, heal old wounds, and turn rejection into redirection. Don’t sulk; channel that fiery frustration into something productive. And for heaven’s sake, be kind to yourself—you’re a warrior in the making, not a punching bag!

Recommended: IDGAF (Mars – Astro Magic)