This week’s VIP is Jupiter Rx. When Jupiter is retrograde, it's like the big guy takes a sabbatical. Instead of
handing out growth and luck like candy, he’s asking you to pump the brakes and do a deep dive on your beliefs. Time to question your life philosophy—because honestly, you might just be overdue for a personal reboot!
Monday, December 16, 2024 – Tuesday, December 17, 2024
The Moon in Cancer: The Moon in Cancer means it's time to get cozy with your emotions. Channel your inner homebody, whip up a comfort meal, and maybe even hug a pillow (no judgment here). Feeling nostalgic? Good! Dive into childhood memories, but don’t forget those boundaries—emotional overload is real. Oh, and water is your BFF—whether it’s a bath or a lakeside stroll. Financial check-up? Yup, time for that too. Trust me, your inner crab will thank you!
Recommended: Home Blessing (Affirmation)
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
The Sun in Sagittarius squares Neptune in Pisces: When the Sun squares Neptune, it's like trying to navigate life with a hangover—confusion everywhere, clarity nowhere! Expect to feel a little lost, second-guess yourself, and maybe even misread a situation or two. Avoid making any big decisions unless you're cool with building sandcastles in quicksand. But hey, if you're into creativity or meditation, Neptune’s foggy vibe could inspire some wild dreams. Just remember to keep one foot in reality, or you might float away!
Recommended: Uncrossing (Aunt Jacki’s Hoodoo)
Thursday, December 19, 2024
Venus in Aquarius trine Jupiter Rx in Gemini: Venus in Aquarius trine Jupiter retrograde in Gemini is like a social experiment where intellectual oddballs rule the day. Expect friendships and relationships to get quirky in all the best ways, and old ideas might sneak back into the conversation wearing new clothes. Creativity is electric, collaboration is effortless, but double-check the fine print, because retrograde Jupiter loves to sprinkle in a little confusion. Overall, this is a transit for embracing the weird and wonderful—no apologies required!
Recommended: That Bitch! (Venus – Astro Magic)
Friday, December 20, 2024
The Moon in Virgo: Virgo Moon vibes are like having a cosmic personal assistant—organize your life, clean up the mess, and perfect all the little things you've been avoiding. Got a to-do list? Virgo's got your back. Focus on health, tidy up your emotions, and stop overthinking! Just don’t expect perfection, because even Virgo needs a break. A little mindfulness, self-improvement, and a sprinkle of practicality can get you through this with ease.
Recommended: Stability (Blessed Herbal)
Saturday, December 21, 2024
The Sun in Capricorn: Alright, buckle up, people! When the Sun is in Capricorn, it's like Saturn's got a clipboard and he's checking it twice. This is no time for slacking—Capricorn wants goals, structure, and all those responsible adult things we avoid. But don’t freak out, Capricorn rewards patience, hard work, and a solid plan. Climb that mountain, step by step, brick by brick, and you’ll come out with a promotion or at least a better-organized closet.
Recommended: Get the F Out (Saturn – Astro Magic)
Sunday, December 22, 2024
The Moon in Libra: On Sunday afternoon, the Moon moves out of Virgo and into Libra. When the Moon slides into Libra, it’s time to break out the charm! This isn’t about becoming a doormat—Libra wants balance, not drama. Focus on smoothing out your relationships, making decisions without getting stuck in analysis paralysis, and beautifying your space (because who doesn’t love a good feng shui moment?). It’s also perfect for creative expression, active listening, and setting boundaries. Just remember, harmony is key—no need to tip those scales too far!
Recommended: Inner Balance (Blessed Herbal)